Sad Day Today...

Across the street at the bodega:

"People are just constantly buying lottery tickets here, huh?"

"All the time"

"It seems like every time i come in here somebody is buying them"

"and notah one win"

:(

That's a whole other essay though. Things are even sadder across the street, where a Starbucks is across the street from a Starbucks, sort of like in that episode of The Simpsons when Starbucks' fill up the mall in like two weeks or something. Well, they aren't technically across the street, but close enough. Across 'the place'.


Dude in there with one eye is a seriously good dude though. Oh shit, wrong one (this is the right one!). For real though, everyone in Starbucks is always super friendly. What the fuck is the deal?

In other news, I know you want to see Nick Cage punching females. Check it. A little best of from the new Wicker Man, which apparently sucks balls. The old one is the jam though. Take her away: